Friends

I'm so thankful for my true friends. The dependable ones who, although they seem like fuckers sometimes (David, Dave, Dom, Law, Terence), are actually pretty cool peeps and are always there to listen to me bitch about stuff, encourage me to get hookers, and talk shit about my sister.

Here's a beer to you, friends. For the assholes out there that don't understand selflessness, true devotion, and real friendship, these buddies are fantastic case studies.